Saturday, April 23, 2016

dIrTy 'RiTa


madamePiranha mixes a light summer tequila spritzer, for her pitch. Hardball, dude. {"bleuPuerco inThe sMoKeR!"} [enterThrough screenDoor, overSignage: #WeDontCall911. 5drinks onThe tRaY.] newModel = talentTour + productPlacements ("whatCan you$hill, in.all.passion?") + shoppingCatalog{soVogue.} + pairingRecipes { dIrTy'RiTa:!} + appendixEntry: sceneScripts forTwo. (money$hot over.your.bow, rebellionBoaters. lEt'sDUMP someTEA, Trump. socialRemediate.) joinMe, overAnother dirtyGrrl:
  • 10 oz. sparkling water
  • 1-2 oz. kalamata black-olive infused brine
  • .5-1 oz. lime juice
  • 1-2 oz tequila reposado
  • garnish with kalamata black olives, and a sprig of cilantro

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Saturday, April 16, 2016

Sun Block for Renters

Above: An Emergency Survival Blanket has been temporarily attached to a casement window, as viewed from outside.

As viewed from inside, the Emergency Survival Blanket is partially transparent.

One half of an Emergency Survival Blanket (about $2 for a 47" x 84" blanket) was temporarily applied to a 3' x 4' window. Best-Test One Coat rubber cement was brushed around each pane, and allowed to dry. Once the silver-blanket film was adhered to the One Coat, excess film was cut off using a single-edge razor blade.

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Monday, April 04, 2016

Nightmare Déjà Vu

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